By popular demand, here is the video review that I recently did for the Amazon Vine program, for KY Intense Gel for Her. I don’t know when or if Amazon will post the review, but I had fun doing it. Heck, if I can someday make a career out of …
Suggestive but mostly work-safe content after the jump…
…which I will put after the jump since the content, though filled with euphemism and thus *almost* work safe (but not quite due to some R language), may squig some of my readers.
Everyone has a favorite part. Mine has no official name. I call it the V of Happiness. For fun, I made a quick presentation about this part, and how it has played heavily into my enjoyment of the Olympics. One slide is not safe for work. You’ve been warned. The …
Does it bother anyone else that, in the HP:HBP trailer, memories look very much like dildos? Now, I kind of want to write a drabble about Dumbledore fucking himself with the memory of meeting Voldemort. Hee.
I’ve started watching Weeds (via Amazon Unbox) to fill in the summer TV doldrums. I’m about 70% through season 2. Below is the most awesome speech about male masturbation I’ve ever heard on TV…possibly anywhere…as spoken by an uncle informing his dad-less nephew, who has been flushing used socks down …
I got two calls from my gyn office this morning. I just recently switched to a new office. I actually saw a Nurse Practitioner instead of a doctor, which is wicked cool to me, especially since my Aunt is a NP. She was extremely cool. I was also careful in …
Last night, Scott & I attempted oral sex (me on him) with the braces. It was my first attempt since getting them, as I had to wait for the extractions to heal up before I could really apply suction. I’m sad to say that it was an utter failure. He …