Survivor Rules

  1. Do not be overly affectionate with a woman who clearly isn’t inviting it.
  2. If you are overly affectionate, particularly if you lick said woman’s face, vote her out before she convinces everyone of what a horrible tooly creep you are.

I want Coach Maestro gone ASAP. Can I get a hell yeah?

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One Response to Survivor Rules

  1. the mommy lady says:

    ok. but since I’m not watching I’ll have to take your word for it.

    um, re TAR? any favs yet? we’re sooooo thrilled to have another race to watch.

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