…which I will put after the jump since the content, though filled with euphemism and thus *almost* work safe (but not quite due to some R language), may squig some of my readers.

Yesterday afternoon, in the midst of my Kindle-inspired activities, I got a text message from a guy I’ve previously crushed on asking about coming over.

Have you ever gotten a text (or call or doorbell) in the middle of reading and (ahem) USING porn? I don’t know if my reaction is common, but I apparently was in porn reasoning mode. That is, the sender MUST simply want to fuck me…otherwise, why would he text me? And even if he doesn’t, I’ll just answer the door scantily clad and wanton, and fucking will commence, right?

Fortunately, logic kicked in, and I re-read things from a sane point of view before replying…but the phenomenon amused me, so I had to share.