The Father’s Day Hunt

Do you have any idea how hard it is these days to walk into a retailer and buy an armband or pendant FM radio that *only* does radio, that isn’t an MP3 player with a ton of controls that my dear FIL will not use?

In an ideal world, I’d find one that also has a large display so that it’ll be easy for him to read the station number. Sadly, these seem to be ideas of the past. I found one that meets my criteria on Amazon, but it will take them 6 weeks to ship it (apparently, when I click “buy now”, they will send a message via pigeon to the Chinese children who are just waiting to assemble it).