I am totally a ski diva. I present evidence:
* I made Scott carry my skis after our first day of skiing, because he is a big, strapping man.
* I skied the first day on soft, mushy snow, and I skied the second day on hard icy snow, and I wasn’t happy with either one. I insist on perfect snow.
* I insisted on having a private lesson instead of a group lesson.
* During my private lesson, I stopped my instructor to get a foot massage halfway down the hill.