End Credits of Super Paper Mario Wii edition…

…in the style of an American sports commentator:

Sayuri Kobayashi is up to pitch, now I hear that Naoko Tsukamoto sprained a groin muscle at last week’s game. Yes sirree, Tadao Nakayama just hit it out of the park! Fortunately, Yusuke Shibata is on first and he’s a slow one! Now, we have Kazuhiro Tamura up to bat, and he hits a low ball straight to Naoki Habu! It’s Yasuhisa Baba coming around the plates, followed by Naoko Mitome! And now a word from our sponsor provided by Chika Sekigawa, who reminds us that legendary Saki Kasuga likes Gatorade, and you should, too. And now we’re back with Koji Kondo at the plate. Just a reminder folks that our umpires tonight are Charles Martinet, Eric Newsome, and Leslie Swan. Scot Ritchery slams one to the left outfield, but Jeff Miller is running for it. Who’s that in the crowd? Tadashi Sugiyama has leaped onto the field and he’s streaking the fans! Well, that game is done, folks. Breaking news: Hisayo Osanai, Katsuyuki Hoshino, and Hironobu Suzuki have been signed to the Oakland Raiders. Satoru Iwata will have the details for you at 11.