Damn you, Ina!

I get 2-3 calls a week at minimum for Ina Goldschmidt. I’ve gotten calls from her plastic surgeons regarding upcoming appointments. I’ve gotten calls from her drugged out friends asking when we can get high again (many of whom don’t believe me when I say I’m not Ina). This Ina has quite a life, let me tell you. Now, I just got a call from Blockbuster that her movie rental is overdue. Ina must be busy.

Ina, if you’re out there, TELL PEOPLE YOUR NEW PHONE NUMBER!