Random humor from bash.org

Phil: i wish my girlfriend was into DDR
Knuck: i wish my girlfriend didnt end in .jpg

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Blazemore: my brother is in a quake3 clan
Blazemore: and he had a ctf game tonight
Blazemore: and like
Blazemore: we were walking out of tilt
Blazemore: his friend goes “dude hurry up, you’re gonna be late for you clan meeting”
Blazemore: and these black guys were walking by
Blazemore: and looked like they were about to kick our asses

Hee. 🙂