Revenge of the Something

For those who are curious, I’m not going to a midnight showing. I’m not even all that excited. Part of me wants to at least wait until after opening weekend to line Lucas’ coffers with my ticket money…just to screw with the ranking that matters most in the movie business in the tiny way that I can. If friends coerce me into a showing, I might go this weekend. We’ll see. I’m in the crowd of embitterment, and a million Yoda laying Light Saber smack down on the Sith scenes can’t make it up to me…okay, maybe a million Yoda laying Light Saber smack down on the Sith scenes…but not 999,999!