While shopping for a bath mat at Linens n Things this past weekend, I happened upon the most kick-ass Passover thingie I have ever seen.
A quick google confirms my suspicion that this is not a new thing, but nonetheless, it amuses the hell out of me (maybe that should be a selling point?). Now, you too can smite your enemies, much as the scripture depicts, and while doing so, you can learn about how much the Deity theoretically loves you and your people, because this is the stuff he was willing to send down to the folks who were mean to you. Behold the mighty plastic louse, frog, and locust! Behold the dead plastic baby!
Also on the rack: Fishel the Passover Frog! 🙂